Only Goldust could turn a backstage hallway into the most unhinged skit on the show — and somehow make it work.
That's peak "bizarre one" energy right there. Doesn't even need a match, a mic, or a storyline explanation — just gold face paint, a wig-wearing sidekick doing something absolutely deranged, and some poor opponent regretting every life choice that led him to that hallway.
This is exactly why Goldust never needed to be booked strong to get over. The weirdness itself was the heat.
Bring back backstage comedy segments like this
That's peak "bizarre one" energy right there. Doesn't even need a match, a mic, or a storyline explanation — just gold face paint, a wig-wearing sidekick doing something absolutely deranged, and some poor opponent regretting every life choice that led him to that hallway.
This is exactly why Goldust never needed to be booked strong to get over. The weirdness itself was the heat.
Bring back backstage comedy segments like this
Only Goldust could turn a backstage hallway into the most unhinged skit on the show — and somehow make it work.
That's peak "bizarre one" energy right there. Doesn't even need a match, a mic, or a storyline explanation — just gold face paint, a wig-wearing sidekick doing something absolutely deranged, and some poor opponent regretting every life choice that led him to that hallway.
This is exactly why Goldust never needed to be booked strong to get over. The weirdness itself was the heat.
Bring back backstage comedy segments like this